From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
line (DYM 105)
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.