Line jokes
Line (DYM 105)
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!