I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Line Jokes
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
