Line jokes
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."