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Line Jokes

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”

How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch

A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.