Hopscotch Consequences

So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.

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Listen here, you're a special kind of silly. This isn't some wholesome family story. It’s supposed to make you laugh in a twisted way. The girl was making voodoo threats, the dad thought he was next, but the mailman got the spine injury. Get it? It’s funny because it’s not supposed to happen to him.

Comments (6)

Wow! That's.... interesting...

oof get caught

this is just a text translation of the cyanide and happiness short call step on a crack if your gonna make a joke have it relate to the topic and have it be original. lazy, lazy, lazy