Line jokes

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.