A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
Whats long and black? The line at popeyes
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
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Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
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A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
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Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
