Line jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.