Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
Q: What's really long and black? A: The line at KFC
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
