Line jokes
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.