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Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
I like CHEESE!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.