Like Jokes

+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender

I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?

School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down

the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

girls are like rocks, the flat one gets skipped

Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all

What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists

“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.