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I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!