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If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.