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Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?