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Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

It gets toasty!

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

What is your body like? Soft.

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!