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Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Memes
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.