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Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?