What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Like Jokes
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What is your body like? Soft.
