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You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Who would you choose?
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What is your body like? Soft.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.