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What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Ads? More like bads.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.