Like jokes

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.