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How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.