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Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.