Like jokes

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

I like dildos.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.