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Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
I like dildos.