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I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?