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"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.