Proton jokes

Think like a proton--stay positive!

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Atom

Electron

Parton (DYM 80).

Ppppppp.

P or N?

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Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.