Proton

Proton Jokes

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳 Characteristics: -Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 -Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 -Finished 😹🤕 -0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶