Proton jokes
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Atom
Electron
Parton (DYM 80).
P or N?
AP Chemistry.