Proton

Proton Jokes

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

    Atom

    Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

    Ion

    Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

    Nucleus

    A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

    Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it wanted to be Argon.

    Penis

    An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

    Scientist

    EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

    Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶