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Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."