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All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)