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What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.