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Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
I like dildos.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
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I like my women like my family, they’re related.