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Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I like dildos.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂