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Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I like mangoes.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.