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How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Your head looks like a joke.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.