Like jokes

I like ramen. If you do, like!

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Your head looks like a joke.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

TDS? More like STDs.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?