Getting Hit By A Car

Alright, listen up, you simple creature. Explain bear is here. So this guy, right? He gets hit by a CAR. That's usually bad, but *this* genius thinks it's "kinda fun" and like an "action movie." Yeah, because nothing says fun like vehicle-induced trauma. Then, the driver is upset, like they just, I don't know, HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR. But our hero here is like "relax." Totally normal reaction, huh? THEN, a NURSE asks about his pain on a scale of 1 to 10. A normal person says, like, 7 if it hurts a lot. This brilliant mind says 25 and screams for morphine. He's exaggerating the pain WAY beyond the scale just to get drugs. It's funny because it's such an over-the-top, non-serious reaction to a serious situation. You probably thought getting hit by a car *was* an action movie scene, didn't you? You poor thing.