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Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Like if u sleep naked
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"