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I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

TDS? More like STDs.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Your head looks like a joke.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

You sound like an owl.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.