Like jokes
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
I like mangoes.