Like jokes

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Life is like a penis. It is short.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.