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How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
I like mangoes.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?