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POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

I don't know what to write here, just like...

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.