Like Jokes

Like if you think oily men are hot.

I like zebras.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?

Jack: Bad News first.

Mother: I'm dying!

Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.

Mother: *cries*

Jack was never seen again.

Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted.

The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing."

"What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun.

"Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.