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How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
I don't know what to write here, just like...
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like zebras.