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Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
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