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So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
I like strippers on me.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Like if depressed.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.