Like jokes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
I like strippers on me.
Like if depressed.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Memes
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
These are bee puns.π
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!π
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.π
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHEβS MARIO KART!
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.