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Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.