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How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.