Lesbian jokes
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
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What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!