Lesbian jokes
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.