Lesbian jokes

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

What do you call lesbians having sex?

My cheating dyke ex-wife!

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.