Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.

What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.

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A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeballs

What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A finger-gun👉👌

*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her

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Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

lesbians when the GPS ask them to go straight

one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"