How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
