What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual
The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
Roses are red your mums a Queer fucking hell can’t get out of first gear
What do queer guys call Hemroids? Speed bumps!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
"TINY HANDS, EVEN TINIER BRAIN" ==========================
(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic :
......"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the fuck up with that dude, man ? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!" (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that's synonymous for being fucked up, for instance"....
STUMP : TEENY DICK
BUMP : TINY TIT
GUMP : DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP : A FUCKED UP CHILDREN'S DISEASE
LUMP : IF IT'S MALIGNANT, YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP : OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP : AN ASS
DUMP : A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP : SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP : SEE "HUMP"
. . . and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP : JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TO HELL !!
.... "Well that's about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse !! ......(splort!, plop!)....... OOOOPS !! ..... sniff,sniff ........ Ewww !" (audience roars) "Fuhhhhk !... I better go, 'cause I just went !! ..... Ha! ha! ha!"
......"Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen ! Good Night !!" ............
(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin', guns poppin')
"OH LORDY !!... HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE!!"
(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi.........with the windows down) .......Amen. ==============================
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
suck my butts queer
