Lesbian jokes

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

What do black lesbians say about pussy?

"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

What do you call a lesbian vampire?

Cunt Dracula.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?

A liquor cabinet.

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?

None, they both eat out.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.