One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
