Lesbian

Lesbian jokes

Feminist

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Car

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

Food

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

Girlfriend

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

Sex

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • Drug

    Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

    Plastic

    What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

    They both choke on plastic.

    Feminazi

    What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

    Man

    What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

    Test

    How do you make a lesbian upset?

    Give her a multiplication test.

    Meat

    Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

    Light Bulb

    How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

    I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

    Sexuality

    1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

    Dad: Oh, OK!

    2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

    Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

    Son: I do...