Lesbian jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Memes
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.