Lesbian jokes
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!