Lesbian jokes
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?