Lesbian

Lesbian jokes

Irish

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

Blind

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.