Lesbian jokes
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.