What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
