Legs jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.