What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
Why did the girl fall off the swing ... because she had no arms or legs
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
