Legs jokes
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.