What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Fingernails and Grass Legs
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke sets you up by asking what has fingernails and grass legs. You're thinking it's gonna be some crazy creature, right? Nope! It's you, but the twist is the dude was lying 'bout the grass legs. Get it? You just got bamboozled, and I bet you liked it, you simpleton.
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