What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
Wher did the one legged lady work ?
IHOP
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why can’t moons walk?
Cuz they have no legs stupid
