Legs jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol