Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Legs Jokes
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
