Law jokes
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
murder
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.