Law jokes
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!