Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Law Jokes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
