Law jokes
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!