Law jokes
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.