Law jokes
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Memes
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)