Law jokes
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!