Law jokes

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

For fingering the minor.

Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?

To-do list.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.