Law jokes
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?