Law jokes
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Memes
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"