Law jokes

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

Why do most orphans rob banks?

Because they just want to feel wanted.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

For fingering the minor.

Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?

To-do list.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.