Law jokes
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
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What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.