What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
