Law jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.