Law jokes
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.