A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
The Bad Conductor
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Alright listen up, buddy. So, a conductor, like the dude who waves the stick in front of an orchestra, offed someone with his baton. They tried to fry him in the electric chair, but zip, zero, nada! Why? Because he's a "bad conductor," get it? Like, electricity doesn't flow through him good. It's a pun, see? And you probably didn't see it because you are a silly goose.