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Orphan's Career Choice

    • Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is so simple, even a rock could get it. It's a play on words, see? "Wanted" has two meanings here. First, it means the orphan isn't wanted by a family. Second, criminals are "wanted" by the police. So, the joke is that orphans can't be criminals because nobody wants them, get it? You probably still don't.

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    • Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.

    Doesn’t even make sense stop trying so hard you insecure platypus

    Oh wow! You’re so cool for insulting a girl for no reason!😮

    Oh shut up you simp i can smell the sarcasm from here

    lmao how am i a simp? Because i called you out for being a douche?

    Go flip yourself, you’re just trying to look cool in front of leyla xdddd

    idc if its a girl or not idiot i’m just making fun of you for being so pathetic

    Oh i’m the pathetic one? Coming from the person who attempted to “roast” me to impress some girl?

    no because you insulted a girl for no reason other than to look cool. I’m not a simp i’m just trying to comprehend the fact that someone could stoop this low 🤣

    Bro why tf was that so long you’re obviously triggered

    I get more girls than you ever will

    I don’t care about layla i already have a girlfriend

    As a matter of fact i have three

    yeah well having three girlfriends aint something to flex about

    You’re just saying that because your jealous

    well your just saying that because you’re gay

    I’m not gay idiot i litteraly just said i have three girlfriends

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    Bro why are you such an idiot igloo

    Least it’s longer than yours

    Nope i’ll bet ten bucks that your dong is no larger than three inches

    Shut the frick up they’re not fricking LGBTQ you ding dong

    First of all girls can’t be gay

    Third of all don’t you ever call me Levi again

    I am Leviticus

    Nope they’re real unlike your retarded penis

    I didn’t know my penis was mentally challenged

    A hot girl sent me a picture of her ass

    @Ur.Moms.fat.ass Me too lol

    Alright so first of all Royals joke make sense dummy (levi) and I'm so ogloo and you's side except for the flags lol thanks for entertaining me tho

    Immediate Alpaca