Michael Jackson and School

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  • Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

    Because he’s dead.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you dummy. The joke plays on Michael Jackson's past controversies regarding children, but the punchline is that he can't go near a school because, well, he's super dead. Get it? Probably not, considering you're still reading this.

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