Laughter Jokes

Did you here about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree... it left him hanging

what did the mans dick say to the man

i just cant "hand"le it

I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror

What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹

I saw an orphan and i said, yo.

He said what do you want.

I said, "to be your new father"

"Realy??!" the orphan said,

Me, lol no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: yes

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

lol i have no life :)

huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.