Laughter jokes
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
69.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!