Laughter jokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
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"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)