Laughter jokes
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
69.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*