My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
Knock knock Who’s there An interrupting cow And inter-moo
Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
69.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
