Laughter jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
69.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)