Laughter jokes

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

69.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!