i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
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I gave a bling kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer
If your mad hire a orphan what they gonna do there parents🤣🤣
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
Knock knock Who’s there An interrupting cow And inter-moo
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
