Laughter jokes
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
69.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*