Laughter jokes

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.