I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
