Laughter Jokes

A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Knock knock who’s there bikini bikini who oh that was just a bikini

why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on

I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah

I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well

Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble

Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange 🍊.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.

This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.