Laughter

Laughter jokes

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Face

I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"

Skyrim

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Orphan

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Girl

    This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

    Student

    Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

    Teacher: No?

    Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

    Stone

    Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

    Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

    Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

    Emo kid

    Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

    Friend

    My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

    Chicken

    What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

    A chicken sees a salad.

    (Say it out loud if you don't get it!)