Laughter jokes
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.