Laughter jokes
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Hahaha!
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."